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Yeah, That's Pierced Too!
Why I like Prince Albert
Maybe I should have titled this section why I feel he deserves a website dedicated to him. If you're a veteran net-a-holic and wrestling fan then by now you will have realized that there is a website dedicated to nearly every wrestler, announcer, owner, manager, escort, etc. But while I was checking out new sites and stuff I realized that there was nothing for PA. Well...I thought...that isn't fair. I suppose you could call me a true lover of the underdogs, or the, hell how would you put it. I really like wrestlers that don't get as much love as a Stone Cold Steve Austin, Undertaker or the Rock. But don't get me wrong.... I love the big name wrestlers too! But in the entertainment field it sucks to be a newcomer. How many of your favorite bands get regular radio airplay? But you still like them don't you? Same idea....instead of underground or indy music...this would be like an underground wrestler. And remember...this from the woman with a site dedicated to Midian. So believe me, I'm not lying about this : )
Anyhoo, back to the wrestler at hand. I think I liked the Prince right off. I recall, even though I have a horrible memory, when he did a run-in to help out Droz. I turned to Ivy, or called her or e-amiled her...something like that and went, "Damn....did you see the pierced bald guy?" She in turn probably rolled her eyes and went, "Oh Lord..." So as of this point PA had no name, he was just "the pierced bald guy." Hey...it worked... you knew who I was talking about. Later on he started...gasp...wrestling, and I took more noticed, cause well...he kicks ass! And PA and Droz together are just too much for my tv...it starts smoking : ) I for one totally dig a wrestler with body jewelry on his tights, I mean how cool is that?
So I've been a closet PA mark pretty much since day one. I gained new respect for him (and Droz) when they appeared as ho's. I haven't laughed so hard since.... ok I actually have.. when Midian declared that he liked to do dead farm animals, but that's a whole different subject. Anyway...Droz made a damn cute ho, and PA...well... hon the red wig just had to go. It isn't your color. The blue dress however was nice...heh heh.... should have been low cut, I wanna see cleavage dammit! JK!
I also like the drive-by piercings that they did on unsuspecting wrestlers, and even a random ho. My question now is...what's in the brief case now that drive-by piercings aren't done?
Anyhoo....this whole thing has continued....and when droz and PA started doing commentary I just lost it. I think that's what drove me to making this site. I worked with this guy named Dan back in Texas. Dan is this little, psycho guy from Boston, and I loved his accent. And if everyone from that area is as hella-cool as Dan then I'm gonna move to Boston one day. When I heard the Prince talk it reminded me of my boy Dan, very kick ass. Dan is like my personal pin cushion. I've put 8 holes in him already...and we aren't done yet. Anyway, PA called Jim Ross "j-ahh" and I just for some damn reason think that's cute as hell. Of course if I were from the North it probably wouldn't phase me... but I don't care, I still like it. *I just say ya'll and fahr since I'm from Texas, it doesn't sound cool*
Last but not least are the piercings. Like I've said, I'm a piercer...so I took notice initially because of this. From what I've seen the Prince has some great piercings...... maybe one day I could add to his collection : )
O.K. I've rambled for quite a while now..... does anyone understand why I like the Prince? I think I've actually confused myself..... but I hope this helped, or at least entertained you. And please don't take my jokes too seriously....laugh a little : )
Hey, since he goes by The Prince does that mean I can call him The Artist Formerly Known as the Pierced Bald Guy?
